i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
(via agloe-ny)
Every time at a restaurant
- me: *puts forkful of food in mouth*
- waiter: Is everything okay here?
- me: mmhvgahefne
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
