So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
(via fake-mermaid)
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
(via bowsandbbbullshit)
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
(via embarks)
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
(via crystallized-teardrops)
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
I think I’m reblogging just for that ridiculous comment
IM SCREAMING
Please tell me that rant is a joke.
I have a feeling that it’s not. People are stupid.
(via youngandglam)
